When Facebook won't let me be myself.
Something about this coffee (or maybe the creamer) is weird today.
The scent of Johnson's baby shampoo has changed.
difference of opinion # attack
Shopping for clothes makes me hate the world.
"The Internet is for porn" song.
Screwing up grumps.
Screwing up grumsp.
watery eyes almost immediately when I stepped into the office
You just lost the game.
When I spend five minutes trying to track down the missing record and then suddenly realize I'm an idiot and 57 + 4 = 61, not 62.
Whispering in movies, tv shows, or on the radio.
Islands in the Stream
the way Jennifer Garner talks
My coat zipper broke beyond repair today and the weather has turned cold and wet again.
All the times I know I'll try to enter "2.29.18" as the date today.
"pick your brain"
I ordered a tuna melt and I got a cold tuna salad sandwich. Where's the melt??
The couple making out by my window.
When I can hear the saliva smacking in someone's mouth when they talk.
That webinar was just a lady reading through PowerPoint slides about how to sign up for an account on their website. Most useless 45 minutes of my day so far.
Someone didn't do a very thorough job of plucking the feathers from these chicken thighs.
I can't be both empathetic and apathetic at the same time.
This Reese's Cup coffee creamer is weird.