Neighborhood kids lighting fireworks when I'm trying to go to sleep.
the roof blew off of part of my office building last night and the whole parking lot is closed today but the offices aren't.
A young grackle may have met his demise in the pool.
"guac" and "parm"
I'm not playing Minecraft right now.
Gah, the cat got into the flowers again. At least he only ate a rose leaf this time and I know those aren't dangerous for cats, although he'll probably puke.
Why does my (clean) laundry suddenly smell like cheese?
STOP SAYING 'LIKE'!!!!
Of course the maintenance guy shows up to check out the heat situation this morning when it's 50 degrees and we've had the windows open. Come back at noon, dude.
And now it's 458 degrees in the office.
when you get that tickly feeling in the back of your throat that makes you cough uncontrollably and nothing will make it go away and everybody in the office thinks you're dying
when Windows Media Center randomly opens
decongestant that doesn't decongest
Lords of the Fallen
Being stuck on the stupid Windows welcome screen for ten minutes.
It smells like either weed or flatulence in here today, with a hint of cheese.
Somebody over-toasted (burned) the oats this morning and must now eat her failure.
the grumpty dance is your chance to do the grump
When you inexplicably hit the button to flip the Tetris piece one time too many right before it lands